The Nutty Professor (or is it Imposter?)

If we stop testing right now, we'd have very few cases, if any. Donald Trump If we stopped reporting job losses, we’d have very little unemployment. Richard Stengel And if I throw out the scales in my bathroom I can keep eating pasta. Robbie Rainbow By god, let’s throw the accounting files away! Then my company can show a profit to shareholders ... and a loss to the IRS. Oh, wait, we can already do that. Roadette If I throw away my utility bill, electricity is free! LeeAnne Dale Not sure if I need to remove my speedometer or the speed limit signs to avoid tickets. Obi Dox Kenobi You’ll never get pregnant if you never take a pregnancy test. Delilah Jayne If I close my eyes while driving I can't run any red lights. Elizabeth Keller If we stopped screening for cancer, there’d be no cancer. Brilliant. Why hasn’t anyone thought of this before? Kip Matheson

Shaky logic, I wonder? Or simply unhinged ...

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