The Nutty Professor (or is it Imposter?)

Updated: Feb 8

If we stop testing right now, we'd have very few cases, if any. Donald Trump If we stopped reporting job losses, we’d have very little unemployment. Richard Stengel And if I throw out the scales in my bathroom I can keep eating pasta. Robbie Rainbow By god, let’s throw the accounting files away! Then my company can show a profit to shareholders ... and a loss to the IRS. Oh, wait, we can already do that. Roadette If I throw away my utility bill, electricity is free! LeeAnne Dale Not sure if I need to remove my speedometer or the speed limit signs to avoid tickets. Obi Dox Kenobi You’ll never get pregnant if you never take a pregnancy test. Delilah Jayne If I close my eyes while driving I can't run any red lights. Elizabeth Keller If we stopped screening for cancer, there’d be no cancer. Brilliant. Why hasn’t anyone thought of this before? Kip Matheson

Shaky logic, I wonder? Or simply unhinged ...

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